Harbingers of Plundering
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- In 37 ballads Hans Magnus Enzensberger had mon…[Text cuts off]
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- Harbingers of Plundering / From Hans Magnus Enzensberger’s epitaphs for monsters and heroes of the bourgeoisie
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- C.M. (1730-1817)
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- M. The letter M on the astral maps:
M42 in Orion; the ring nebula in Lyra;
- Plus the Pleiades, M45; and the New Star of the Chinese, the supernova, M1
Glowing clouds of gas, cosmic bombs, radio sources / Al-Sûfi, heavenly falcon!/
Oh Swedenborg, extragalactic dreamer! /
- This man in contrast
- deft, clean, plain /
Starving. In Paris at twenty-one, he brought along
A pretty penmanship, and that was all./
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- Charles Messier, Astronomer
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- Five hundred francs a year, plus room and board. /
Delisle had him copy his plan of Peking /
- […] Once his wife cost him an entire night
She lay dying. /
He wept for the comet
He’d missed./
While old Herschel in London cast, polished, and mounted his giant refractor,
He burnt his measly midnight oil, without theories /
An ignoramus / Sharp eyes, a pendulum clock /
A small quadrant, a shabby telescope (seven inches). /
That was all /
He never slept./ He sought. /
Eclipses, sunspots./
In an autumn night two hundred years ago
He noticed, not far from Zerta Tauri,
A feeble glow /
A comet that was no comet,
For it didn’t move/
The phenomenon, a milky way, bothered him. /
He saw, noted, grasped nothing.
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- The King - -
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- […] He didn’t miss the beheaded king,
Nor the beerbrewers and the washerwomen,
The rat-catchers and the bankers
that the stoical ax sliced up./
The astronomers had fled/
He only found one, Bochard de Saron, a friend of Laplace/
[…] In his cell, de Saron figured out a comet’s path for him
Before mounting the scaffold.
[…] Two million light-years from here
A milky way is waning slower than we.
M31. / The smog permitting,
when I look away from the glare of Manhattan Island,
from history, I sight it, tiny,
with my naked eye, in the northern sky
between Mirach, Sirrah, and Shdir, in Andromeda/
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- L.S. (1729-1799)
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- The abbé, high handed,
small chin, piercing eyes, an electric temperament,
but rather fat/
[…]Reflecting on a class of questions not previously conceived,
he found the answers by acting
- systematically
- Systematically, he wielded
the bone scissors, the scalpel, red-hot needles /
Where does the bat fly when blinded?/
The brain of the slaughtered cow,
the muscles of the dead dog
and the lungs of the drowned woman
kept breathing under the bell-jar for hours/
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- Brain removed from skull
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- […] Amputate parts of the salamander,
Shoo away the carrion flies,
- Amputate and amputate and amputate and amputate again
Do the tail and the legs and the jaw grow back,
Even a fifth time?/
Divide the earthworm lengthwise and crosswise,
In five parts/
Off with its head. /
Determine the consequences of these actions carefully./
[…] The scholars secretly eye
one another like scorpions./
- […] Experimental reflex
On the Digestive Behavior of Man
And Various Animal Species. /
Take a sponge, tie it
To a thread, swallow it, haul the gastric juice from your body/
Tear a cat’s stomach out after it’s eaten,
Sew up the organ, place it in warm water,
And thus, on the table, demonstrate the digestive processes of corpses./
Nothing could be more beautiful /
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- Doctor Lazzaro Spallanzani
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- […] The Abbé was a sex offender/
- He coupled newts and toads
Monstrous unions./
He removed the roe from opened females,
Then he slaughtered males,
tapped their milk,
and reproduced the dead./
He masturbated a dog
And injected the sperm in a bitch./
I can sincerely say that I have never
Partaken of a keener pleasure. /
The creature whelped. /
(So did, shortly, the first woman.)/
[…] Determine the consequences of these actions carefully./
- Alexander Kluge
- You describe Spalanzani here…
- Hans Magnus Enzensberger
- The biologist who was among the first to study the artificial reproduction of living beings, he experimented with in-vitro fertilization etc.
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- Grafting…
- Enzensberger
- He grafts…
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- Snakes, toads…
- Enzensberger
- Yes, snakes.
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- Usually the plants and animals die in the process, but occasionally something happens.
- Enzensberger
- Sometimes he gets results, yes. And I mean, Stanley for instance: the great Africa explorer, and a pillar of imperialism in Europe, of course, comes home and builds a garden, a miniature Africa in his garden shed. In his garden shed he plays like a child.
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- Henry M. Stanley, Africa traveler
- Kluge
- Tell us what kind of man he is. He’s sent by the “Herald Tribune,” a big newspaper, to find Livingstone who’s gone missing in Africa.
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- … to find him, yes.
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- He travels on foot with a caravan across Africa …
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- He has people carry him.
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- … he has people carry him. He finds Livingston…
- Enzensberger
- He finds Livingston, yes.
- Kluge
- But then he is also an instrument …
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- Congo, the Congo issue is related to that …
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- He brings cruelty to Africa.
- Enzensberger
- He brings cruelty, and a systematic cruelty at that. Surely the societies down there were not idyllic either, but the systematic exploitation is something that comes from outside.
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- H.M.S. (1841-1904)
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- […]False consciousness in a pith helmet/
Heroism, hand painted/
- Jungles, deserts, prairies
- nothing but backdrops/
Every gesture posed,
History, a pretext for scoops/
[…] Hack writer, idealist, mercenary,
Expense-account spender, go-getter, agent/
Tourist of blood-baths,
- blow-fly of genocide
Quelling the Kiowa, Comanche and Sioux (1867),
- Massacre at the Gold Coast (1873)
Always there in his high-minded way/
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- Inventory of an Expedition:
A leader, an adjutant,
An assistant adjutant, a rifle bearer,
An interpreter, a staff sergeant,
Three sergeants, 23 guards, 157 porters,
A cook, a tailor, a carpenter,
Two horses, 27 donkeys, a dog, a few goats;
71 crates of ammunition, candles, soap, coffee, tea, sugar,
Flour, rice, sardines, pemmican,
Dr. Liebig’s meat extract, pans, pots,
three tents, two folding boats, a bath tub /
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- Gulliver and the Lilliputians
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- Gulliver and the Giants
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- “A healthy man he, an unwitting carrier
of the disease, a selfless harbinger of plundering, a courier
who didn’t realize he had come to announce the annihilation
of what he lovingly painted until ninety, in his Views of Nature."
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- Alexander von Humboldt
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- “An unjust trial”
Lima (Peru)
October 23 – December 24, 1802
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- […] The viceroy Castelfuerte gave the councilor Antequera
An unjust trial./
He had him tied to a bony mule and
Made him ride from Paraguay to Lima/
He falsely accused him of wanting to cause uproar in Paraguay/
Later he regretted that and saw
- That there were only two options
Either to let the defendant escape
So that his trial could not be concluded,
Or to hang him./
He allowed the councilor to walk around town,
But when the prisoner didn’t flee,
He had him hanged. /
There was a crowd of people
angry with the viceroy/
The Franciscan monks told the councilor
To have faith/
The viceroy was cruel enough to want
To enjoy the spectacle of his revenge/ On horseback
He arrived on the place/
Once the monks saw him,
They assumed he’d come
To pardon the prisoner/
- They screamed at the top of their lungs
“Pardon, Pardon…”/
At these words, the people wanted to free the councilor
From the executioner /
The viceroy did not lose control
And ordered the soldiers
- With loaded guns to
“Kill the monks!”/
Indeed, the soldiers shot
And killed two monks/
The executioner who saw that monks were being killed,
Believed that time should not be wasted
And hanged unlucky Antequera/